The End is Near and We Deserve It–The Top 12 Reasons Earth Deserves Annihilation
Originally posted on Kristen Lamb's Blog:
Thank you Hypervocal for this week’s forecast. It is December 20th! Technically, this is our last day, folks, so I figured I’d squeeze in one final blog. If the Mayans are indeed correct about this being the end of the world, then I have good news and bad news. Good news is I don’t have to do laundry *happy dance*. Bad news is, we probably asked for this *sad face*. Don’t believe me? Well, here are the Top 12 Reasons Earth is begging for annihilation. 12. Bad Driving Texting while driving. Obnoxiously passing others at high speed…only to have to stop at the red light. Tailgating. Road rage. Basically, life forms who can’t be trusted to park, can’t be trusted with a planet. So, YOU! Homedude! The one who’s driven the past fourteen miles with your turn signal on? Thanks. Thanks a lot. 11.Unauthorized Should-NEVER-Have-Been-Authorized-Biographies Yes, the end is near and we asked for it. You can partly thank The Big Six, or was it The Medium Five? Spiffy…